Doobie Droppings

Dan Boston

Went over to my sister’s place for a bit this afternoon, and watched “The Apprentice” while their budgie, Doobie, sat on my shoulder and played around with an errant strand of thread that was sticking out of a shirt. He kept nibbling at my chin and cheek, and even took a nice bite at my neck. Ouch! He’s molting, and left quite a bit of himself on me, including a few droppings. Laundry tomorrow!!