Yeah, I could talk about the rather impressive visual effects. Or the set design. Or the look of the film. Or the imaginative action sequences and camerawork. Or the cool titles, and homage in the opening sequence to the classic Universal monster films. Or the absolutely amazingly great big-action high-octane orchestral and choral score by Alan Silvestri. But instead, all of that is completely overshadowed by how absolutely terrible Van Helsing is. It’s not even a B-Movie… it’s a D-Movie. …